Eleventh Hour has learned that Ford will re-release the 1993 Ford Taurus for cash-strapped consumers. Psych.

Let’s hope that the auto industry–let alone the United States–turns things around. But this new video from The Onion, regarding the release of the 1993 Taurus for American consumers who can’t afford anything better is hilarious (and scary). Is this where the majority of our country is headed? Or is this where we already are?

Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

The Super Bowl ad is hilarious. And the interviews with real consumers are spot on, as per usual. Basically, I’m the biggest Onion fan in the history of people that The Onion writing staff would probably hate. So I like to just recap how awesome all of these videos are. I think I’ve really liked about 90% of them. So, take it from me, the guy who The Onion writing staff would hate, you need to be watching 90% of these videos.

Brian Laesch is a professional fan of The Onion.